To: Dr. B. S. Spam
Sent: Sun, 10 July, 2011 10:47:07 PM
Dear Mr. Spam,
Whilst browsing the internet I came across some very important information about pigs: http://bit.ly/oy8hrY
I thought this may be of interest to you.
I followed a few links and viewed many different breeds of swine. I also started researching the requirements of owning a mini pig as a pet. Apparently pigs are very intelligent and can be trained to sit and twirl around. They like to forage and dig for food with their snouts.
I hope that this email expands your knowledge in a topic which is dear to my heart and that we can discuss pigs in person sometime soon.
From: Dr. B. S. Spam
Thank you for your recent electronic correspondence. it was of grate interest to me!!!
a twirling pig?!? amazing!!!
My knowledge of this topic has doubled, as I now know that a group of pigs can be called A DRIFT, A TEAM or A HERD, and that a group of wild pigs can be called A SOUNDER or A PASSEL. Also, a litter of piglets can be called A FARROW.
If a pig and a horse were to mate, their offspring would be called A PORSE or A HIG.
Perhaps we can eat a salty smokey sounder soon!!!
Kindest regards from Dr. Bazzatronling Schiermonnikoog Spam.