The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog.
Consider carefully the use of white space in your ad. Especially if it is going to be reproduced as a billboard.
Me: “I’d like a pair of stretchy jeans for riding my bike.”
After they didn’t have any of the good styles in my size, I was asked by the Shop Assistant: “What about jeggings?”
Me: “What are they?” (Hiding my terror and thinking it best to play dumb)
Shop Assistant: “They’re a cross between jeans and leggings.”
Me: “Oh, no, they’re not for me.”
Shop Assistant: “Have you considered chinos?”
ME: “What are they?” (Again hiding my terror and thinking it best to play dumb)
ME: “…and do they always come in that fawn colour?” (recoiling)
I didn’t buy anything.