Jenny Comes Home.

After serious concerns for her safety, Jenny was removed from her current University residence in a top-secret rescue mission today. Threats to her life had been reported, with comments such as “She’s so disgusting I can’t look at her” and “I’m going to throw her away” prompting the rescue.

The boxed-up, dry and cracking dog-like creature was whisked out of campus under the cover of heavy rain and an umbrella. A space was cleared on the mantelpiece of her new home, which she is happily sharing with indigenous Australian art and photos of Great Grandma.